Let’s get real.
Let’s leave sex out of this.
let’s talk about the real issues related to bedrooms.
Let’s leave sex out of this.
let’s talk about the real issues related to bedrooms.
Let’s not talk about foreplay. Let’s not talk about blowjobs and multiple orgasms, and dominating women and G-spots.
Men want a lot of things apart from the sex in the bedrooms. Yes, sex is important, but when the relationship goes beyond those honeymoon years, real issues crop up. And here are a few things men would love to do in the bedroom, if only the women let them.
1. Give us our share of the goddamn bed! Choose a side, and do NOT hog all the blanket.
The start of the night is always cute. Two people cuddle and there is a lot of love.
Cut to 2 hours into the night and women behave like builders, encroaching on city lands, pushing men away to the far corners of the bed limits. And do not even get started on the blanket hogging.
2. Let us fart in peace, you do it too
When the moon is high at midnight, and all the filters in women heads are down, they fart too. And it is as bad as men farts. The only difference is that men do it openly, and women farts actually wake us up in the middle of the night.
3. Let us install a gaming console with the TV
There is a TV in there!
It takes the space of a set top box and we can play when you are deep asleep farting and behaving like a real estate hogger.
4. Let us eat in the bed
It’s fine. We have a washing machine, right?
5. Some breakfast would be nice please, if we are not really sexist anymore
We know that men are supposed to bring the breakfast to bed, and we will gladly do that. But every once in a while we want to see some breakfast in the bed too. That will really be swell.
6. Pillow fights and pillow talks
Men do not really want to admit, but we want to talk too. But there is this manly wall that does not let us start the conversation so easily. We want to do silly things, but we will not admit to it. So the initiators should be you, women.
7. Cuddling. Because that leads to boners. Just kidding. It feels nice, but we won’t admit it.
Yes. Cuddling is equal to foreplay. And boners feel good.
This is as truthful as it gets.
8. Watch Football, Cricket and Olympics when they air
Sports trumps everything when they air. Let us watch them when they are live. If the TV is too busy, we can always watch it on the laptop. But let us. Sporting spectacles are like your infinite visits to the beauty parlor, only it doesn’t cost a bomb.
9. An awesome night with the loved one. You.
An awesome night nowadays can be 10 hours of a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.
Yes, that is the best, and something everyone will agree to.
When these things are sorted, I think everything else will follow properly.
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