Want to take a walk on the wild side? If you’ve been raring to get sexually adventurous, this is the checklist for you:
Safety first
The first commandment of sex in a public space is not to get caught or recorded. This is the age of the smartphone, so unless you don’t have an issue becoming a YouTube sensation, gif or meme, scope out the area well. It needs to be secluded, preferably private and definitely safe.
Check the laws of the country you plan to sexually experiment in. For instance, certain European countries are far more liberal with regard to PDA, while others are overly conservative. You don’t want to spend time in jail (or worse) if you get caught in the act.
Sex in the water
Ironically, water washes away your natural lubrication rather than enhancing it. So sex underwater might be a tad uncomfortable rather than pleasurable. Take along some silicone-based lubricant.
If the ocean is where you plan to foray, keep in mind that there are bacteria present and your exposed genitals will be at their mercy. Be prepared to battle infections post your daring do or take appropriate medical measures.
Whether you choose to have sex in a pool or an ocean, remember that the water may render condoms ineffective. Chlorine can damage or break the condom. Ocean water does not help either. Also, it’s not the easiest to get a condom on when you’re submerged. Opt for an alternative like the pill.
Sex on the beach
Sand, lots and lots of sand—to make sure that none of it gets into your nether regions, take along a large beach towel. If you can, invest in a foldable canopy. You’ll have the safety and privacy of the indoors with the excitement of the outdoors. And the sea will be a few steps away when you’re ready to wash off.
Sex in the woods
There will be creepy-crawlies, maybe bird droppings and possibly animal poo. Invest in a large picnic blanket or two, so if you roll over one, you have more blanket area to shield your posteriors from the twigs, worms and hidden animal faeces. (I’m not trying to kill your mojo, I swear. You really do need to take these into consideration.)
Make sure the forest you plan to frolic in is not home to carnivorous animals and that it’s not hunting season. It sounds hilarious now, but it won’t be if you get chased by a grizzly or end up with a bullet in your butt—at least not in the moment. Tee-hee.
The first commandment of sex in a public space is not to get caught or recorded. This is the age of the smartphone, so unless you don’t have an issue becoming a YouTube sensation, gif or meme, scope out the area well. It needs to be secluded, preferably private and definitely safe.
Check the laws of the country you plan to sexually experiment in. For instance, certain European countries are far more liberal with regard to PDA, while others are overly conservative. You don’t want to spend time in jail (or worse) if you get caught in the act.
Sex in the water
Ironically, water washes away your natural lubrication rather than enhancing it. So sex underwater might be a tad uncomfortable rather than pleasurable. Take along some silicone-based lubricant.
If the ocean is where you plan to foray, keep in mind that there are bacteria present and your exposed genitals will be at their mercy. Be prepared to battle infections post your daring do or take appropriate medical measures.
Whether you choose to have sex in a pool or an ocean, remember that the water may render condoms ineffective. Chlorine can damage or break the condom. Ocean water does not help either. Also, it’s not the easiest to get a condom on when you’re submerged. Opt for an alternative like the pill.
Sex on the beach
Sand, lots and lots of sand—to make sure that none of it gets into your nether regions, take along a large beach towel. If you can, invest in a foldable canopy. You’ll have the safety and privacy of the indoors with the excitement of the outdoors. And the sea will be a few steps away when you’re ready to wash off.
Sex in the woods
There will be creepy-crawlies, maybe bird droppings and possibly animal poo. Invest in a large picnic blanket or two, so if you roll over one, you have more blanket area to shield your posteriors from the twigs, worms and hidden animal faeces. (I’m not trying to kill your mojo, I swear. You really do need to take these into consideration.)
Make sure the forest you plan to frolic in is not home to carnivorous animals and that it’s not hunting season. It sounds hilarious now, but it won’t be if you get chased by a grizzly or end up with a bullet in your butt—at least not in the moment. Tee-hee.
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