10 Types Of Vaginas In The World… Which One Do *You* Have?!

Believe it or not, but there’s more than one kind of vagina in the world! Even though they’re distinctively unique from each other, they all seem to have a charm and personality of their own. Here are 10 different types of vaginas every girl must know of! (Psst...which one is yours?) 

1. The Super-Dry Vajayjay

No matter what you do, your vajayjay always feels like a dried up river. You probably swear by lube and you crave for a man who can awaken the sexy beast who rests inside of you. For you, getting an orgasm may take a while, but when you’re relaxed, calm and focused, your juices naturally flow.   

2. The Smelly Putty Tat

If you rarely give your putty tat a wash, you could be dealing with a rather smelly one. Get your gynac to take a look at it before you catch an infection. If that’s not your cup of tea then wash it everyday and keep your lawn groomed and clean. You’ll be smelling like a sweet bouquet of flowers in no time! 

3. The Tight Virginal V

For some ladies, the walls of the vagina may feel so tight that it could feel like they’re closing in. Though we bet the pain feels real, it does get pleasurable for you and your man after a while. *Wink* 

4. The Deceptiful Love Cave

Don’t be fooled by the size of your vajayjay. In spite of it looking tiny and tight, it might actually be pretty flexible and spacious inside. In some cases, the laws of physics don’t apply - this is one of those strange phenomenas. 

5. The Fatty Pout

Just like your lips, the ones down there too are plump and scream for attention. They’re baby soft, squishy and so darn kissable. Don’t believe us? Ask your boyfriend! Even the guy will agree to that fact, girl! 

6. The Loose Flower

Loose and flexible vaginas are the best, because, hey? No pain! The act is hassle-free and oh-so-pleasurable. The two of you can go at it sans the ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’. Isn’t that pretty awesome? 

7. The Experienced Pink Panter

The beauty about your kind of vagina is that it’s perfectly tight, tender and has just the right texture. Whenever it’s aroused, it widens with ease and makes it easier for your man to park in that wide alley of yours. You go, girl! 

8. The Tropical Forest

It’s all about comfort and going natural for you, lady! You prefer to stay away from razors, hair removal creams, waxing strips, and embrace your natural self. You love your fuzz and come what may, you won’t change for anyone’s likes. 

9. The Bumpy Valley

You’re the kind of woman who likes everything clean and flawless down there. With not a trace of hair in sight, you unfortunately find some razor bumps along the way. Sure, it gets pokey down there, but for you, prim and proper has always been the way to go.  

10. The Bone Headed Gates Of Heaven

Girls who have a slim and petite built usually have boney and narrow vaginas. The best reasons to have one is because it ensures and allows for a tighter fit and that itself makes the sexual experience a lot more richer. *Thumbs up*