17 ‘Dirty Talk’ Texts To *Tease* Your Guy With!

Girls, we’ve said it once and we’ll say it again - dirty talking is an art. It’s something you learn with patience, understanding and lots of time! There will come a day when you will master the art of bedroom whispers but until then, we’re here with a little shortcut. Here are 17 common dirty talk phrases you can text your man right now to get him super turned on! 

1. ‘I’m imagining what it would be like if you were here with me right now…’ 


2. ‘I bought new underwear and I can’t wait to show it to you!’ 

3. ‘My legs are missing you in between them!’ 

4. ‘I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it?’ 


5. ‘Have I told you how hot it is when I feel you on top of me?’ 

6. ‘I just got up and now I have this uncontrollable urge to kiss you long and hard.’ 

7. ‘I’m out for lunch and...I’m not wearing any underwear!’ 


8. ‘I can’t stop thinking about some very, very dirty things… Can you help me?’ 

9. ‘My ceiling is so boring, I wish I could see you on top of me instead!’ 

10. ‘Would you like to guess what I’m wearing right now?’ 


11. ‘I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I will do the next time I see you…’ 

12. ‘If I was next to you tonight and you had three wishes, what would they be?’ *Wink* 

13. ‘You make me so feel so wet between my thighs!’ 


14. ‘I’m watching this dirty video online and it’s making me so hot!’ 

15. ‘Gosh, it’s been getting so hot. Hold on, let me take my clothes off…’ 

16. ‘Do you have any idea how bad I want you right now?’ 


17. ‘I don’t usually say this out loud but you’re just so sexy…’